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Nutrition Advice from my Dad

Filed Under: Personal Ramblings

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.

It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink whatever you’d like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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  11. Bwahahaha! That’s why I’m teaching my kids French, Spanish, and Mandarin. 😉